Another Republican Aphasic
August 3, 2008
Republicans sure love them some brain damage. From the alcohol-soaked stem of tail-gunner Joe through the prion infested low-budget script wasteland of St. Ronnie’s gourd, and the cocaine induced anoxia of our current wonder of the world, the moribund brain is like shit to Republican flies.
All I can say is, Charlie Crist once would have been happy to be the nation’s first gay president, but a careful analysis of this video shows that he is not in the least interested in changing the old flyboy’s diapers, and would probably rather deepen that tan a little.
I feel sorry for the old fart and can fully appreciate his situation. I remember when Sister Mary Helen Rita called on me in eighth grade and I stood and said — well, McCain starts off quoting me perfectly. He’s really got it down. I would guess that you probably look at Josh Marshall’s ‘Talking Points Memo’ Blog. Marshall covers this stuff beautifully.
I was interviewing for a job, once, and was in the middle of answering a question when the adrenalin flipped the OFF switch in my head. I hope I asked them to repeat the question quickly enough, but it felt like I was sitting there a good thirty seconds with my tongue glued to the roof of my mouth.
This looks a little different. My wife suggests he picked the wrong reporter, who failed to ask the question he was prepared to answer. Alcohol abuse can leave you speechless like that after awhile, too.
You may be right about alcohol abuse but I can’t remember.