Comments on: Milkies!!111!{!}

By: John

John — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:04:36 +0000

I believe you are right in that assessment.

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Old farmer is standing outside a sideshow tent bawling like a baby. A fellow wanders over to him and asks, “What’s a matter, old timer?” Farmer says “They have a cow in there with a pussy just like a woman’s and they are charging two bits a peek!” Guy goes, “So why are you crying”? Farmer shrieks, “Cause I got a wife back home with one that looks like a cow’s and there ain’t nobody willing to pay to see that!”

By: coozledad

coozledad — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:33:00 +0000

John: I’m more worried about the Cow/vulva searches.

By: John

John — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:49:52 +0000

I wonder how many hits you will get from those who google “Mennonite Tits”?

By: coozledad

coozledad — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:59:25 +0000

ignobility: We have to cut it from the garden, which is the only 1/4 acre on the place fenced off permanently from the sheep and cows. When we moved here the field you see there in front of the house had grass about 2 feet tall. I have resisted reseeding the acreage so far because of our recurrent summer droughts, but this fall I plan to seed about twenty acres in grass, and follow with cowpeas next summer. In theory, we get to eat the cowpeas, too, but I suspect the ruminants and chickens will scarf everything down.

By: ignobility

ignobility — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:37:51 +0000

Where’d all that grass come from? It looks pretty short in the field, but you have a tubful.

By: coozledad

coozledad — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:59:27 +0000

Sue: Sounds like you could use a tall cold glass of milk! Sorry about the first sentence-I was reaching a little too hard for an icebreaker.

By: Sue

Sue — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:15:21 +0000

I tried to read this, but for some reason I couldn’t get past the first sentence. It made a massive hole in my brain and now nothing else is getting through.

By: coozledad

coozledad — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:06:44 +0000

I think the way my cholesterol’s been running lately, if you just wrung my heart out over a Mason jar, you’d have clotted cream. The single malt ought to clear that up, though.

By: zymurgyathome

zymurgyathome — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:59:27 +0000

Once you perfect the technique for making clotted cream let me know and I’ll bring the scones. Nothing gets your day started like scones with jam and clotted cream washed down with a pint of single malt.