Lotsa birthin’ goin’ on this weekend at the farm.
First, the results of the incestuous pairing of Llewd and his daughter (a girl too impestuous to play it safe) Calpurnia.
We named him Akin, because we’re not certain how Republicans would refer to the circumstances surrounding his conception.
It’s probably right there in their platform, but I’m just not seeing it.
Maybe it’s under “Another Thursday In Oklahoma”.
And aunt Claude pooped out a little boy, too. Young Zesose Zadfrack. or “Zads” for short.