But you defend the proponents of a white birthin’ cult, you’d best reconsider your party affiliation. I’m not judgin’. Just sayin’.

(Rep. Trent Fanks R-Prone pictured)

There seems to be this idea among a bunch of middling idiots that there’s such a thing as a noble racist, or a half racist.I’ve been trying to find out how people can think this way. The first few times I encountered this nonsense I thought it was a kind of olive branch to the stupid. But no, it’s another manifestation of tribalism, more specifically the tribalism of the mediocre as opposed to the broader tribalism of the nascent lynch mob.

I got hung up on that error too long. People who believe they have some hotline to the “good side of racists” are simply transitional racists themselves. They’re only waiting for their own age of fear to completely overtake them and their television remote. They’re white, they’re unable to read for subtext, and they’re the next generation of Fox News gulls.

There’s an anti-Trump Tax Scam demonstration by the Durham bull at 1:30 on Corcoran today. Drinks on us at Criterion. I’ll be carrying a “Plan 9 from Outer Uranus” sign.

In the Rig Veda, they talk about the water used to extinguish the flames of the cremated corpse giving rise to frogs and marshes, a place of renewal for more dumbasses to create business for the firewood wallah.

Those fuckers got the whole life cycle down. Hat’s off.

From Tienanmen Square to Louisville, they bring the white trash in from the woods to crack city dwellers’ heads. Nihilists, jumped up murdering shit in black vinyl kinkwear.

We should have invaded and de-Nazified Spain after the war, and executed its rightwing government.

This is a test run for the removal of Putin’s puppet regimes.

It’s not just the Republicans. Most of us already knew they were human shit, devoid of higher cognitive function, whose bhakti is money. But they’re merely a significant minority. We could imprison the whole gibbering clownish wheelbarrow of freaks within a matter of days, and begin to rebuild the world they’ve made every effort to destroy.

What they require to survive, beyond the blood of the poor, is the acquiescence of middlebrowed, self-satisfied whites, who have a misplaced confidence they’ll never be the victims in this zero sum game. They’ll be free to ape liberal views and act as racists simultaneously. They believe they’ll never have to look across the table at their Republican dining companion and think I’m the next fucking course. They believe his torture advocacy doesn’t apply to anyone within spitting distance of the messianic code of Gonna get your money too! that animates these creeps.

Because you’ve internalized their ridiculous value system. You’re the sad shadow of their drive to consume, and you desperately want some of that gloss. That car, that overgrown brick monstrosity, that facelift, that child dressed to identify as part of the cult of GET. Collaborationist whites even have their own branded news sources to help them through the dissonance that attends compliance. It echoes their unwillingness to lend any credibility to the voices Republicans despise.

And that’s why the feeble and the old who are beginning their ultimate migration to Fox News, the Berniebro and his pseudosocialist religion, and the schlubs curled up in front of the idiot box to vicariously fuck, marry, or kill, will be among the first cut down, revolution or no. You can’t live as true human beings between the wheels of justice and injustice. You can only be crushed to complete irrelevance.

Fuck old people. They’re a drag.


Damn if I don’t think this an actual live performance. Jesus.