I knew NPR Americans were fucked up from the runup to Gulf War I. How could so many liberals develop a sudden taste for fascist cock? I’ve decided over the years that it’s the great white cocktail weenie party writ large. Mostly in the debt ridden white suburbs where some trash has to struggle desperately to pretend its ass isn’t hanging over a barrel.

One step away from the poverty they believe is black people’s due.

At this point, they’re faking surprise at the American neofascist state, but it’s the ideal arrangement of their pathetic dreams.


Nancy Nall’s republicans echo the sentiments of white nationalists (because, let’s face it, all Republicans are white nationalists), she will kiss their racist asses. but she’s one of those idiots who gets their happytime news from NPR, and consequently is about as responsible for her own actions as a goddamn sea-cucumber.

He ain’t no jackleg preacher.

This is the only proper pitch for a response to you. You keep saying so and so Republican is “a good egg” and “You don’t know him, really, he’s a kind, kind man.” I’m here to tell you you’re sucking murderer’s dicks. You’ve flat out sold your little sliver of a soul, and though you might think you’re shadowing Jesus incarnate, you’re just pissing up a fucking evil ass rope. I’ve noted your racism here. Now I wonder how long it’ll be before you directly endorse genocide.


Didn’t teach y’all shit up in the J-school, did they Nance?

…when you just a suckin’ that Republican preacher asshole.

They believe in nothing. Nothing but grift, and pulling you mawkish “liberals” by the nose.

Need to be forever isolated from society. They need to forfeit their homes, their children, all of their assets. There is no place for them here.

They turned this country into an embarrassing shithole. A fucking racist dump. I hope they all get an opportunity to rot to death in the vast prison camp they helped build.


Nancy Nall no longer has an “inner racist”. She’s on full display.

My patience snapped during the (again, overlong) scene of the KKK initiation, intercut with Harry Belafonte telling the story of a lynching. The former event is happening in a hotel ballroom, with full robes and all**, and there’s a line of waiters in the back, white, black and brown. He pans down the line of their faces — the black men are angry, the brown men stone-faced and two white women are beaming and nodding along. I’m like, fuck you, asshole.

Do you remember, years ago, Barbara Grizzuti Harrison wrote a profile of Lee for Esquire or GQ or one of those, and the headline was “Spike Lee hates your cracker ass”? He was incandescent with anger over that, but I’d say she (or whoever wrote the headline) got that one right on the nose.

** This event is going on in, yes, a semi-public space, even though earlier in the film they didn’t even say “Klan” to one another, but insisted everyone call it “the organization.” Also, we’re asked to believe that David Duke flew across the country to behold the swearing-in of a single KKK member. OK, whatever.

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Nancy: I wartched a Spike Lee movie and it was too many black people saying stuff. It hit me on the head so much. People were acting like they know what’s going on in the future. I would rather wartch Mad Men and Game of Thrones. More white people.

Basset:I got my first pension check, so I bought me a magnet, put it on a string, and went to look for muh lost toe down at the pier. Couldn’t get the magnet out of the floorboard of the car, cause the car is metal. Went home and sulked.

Beb: You are just a sad old man like me. What you need with dead toe?

Jackash: Wohoho, boys, don’t upset the apple cart just because of a little senility. We can all be superficially kind to one another here while I take cowardly little digs at you like a skeevy little shit. You like it, too, because you love being treated like worms.

beb: I am raising bushy eyebrow. Are you sulting me?

Jeff TMMO: Far be it from, I believe, an insult to whom it is meant whereby a Christ-figure like mine self may gently prod the infirm and the poor of spirit with a frangible mix of the humoresque and la occasionelle cut indirect, I believe Jackash is just saying he loves you in the way that I love you, which is strictly in a Christian way, and not to be confused with the goings on in our fellowship hall.

Sally: I wanna eat a chocko bunny from the head down.

Basset: Nope. Not for me. I don’t like movies or candy. Reminds me too much of the times I threatened to shoot up the house during the holidays. I like working a black mood. My British mother used to call me “Auld Cunty.” It means “regular fellow.”

Speaking of which, I ain’t had a movement in a couple of weeks. Maybe another chunk of venison will push it out.

…are piling up on this woman. It’s astonishing how racism and misogyny got this country by the throat so thoroughly. The United States was born in greed, and will rot in hatred.


The distance between Sanders supporters and fascists always closes in the presence of a strong woman.