Republicans sure love them some brain damage. From the alcohol-soaked stem of tail-gunner Joe through the prion infested low-budget script wasteland of St. Ronnie’s gourd, and the cocaine induced anoxia of our current wonder of the world, the moribund brain is like shit to Republican flies.

All I can say is, Charlie Crist once would have been happy to be the nation’s first gay president, but a careful analysis of this video shows that he is not in the least interested in changing the old flyboy’s diapers, and would probably rather deepen that tan a little.