Sadie looks better in lipstick

Sadie looks better in lipstick

I don’t give a flying fuck what any Republican thinks anymore. Obama wasn’t comparing that fundy piece of trailer-totty to a pig. There are more apt comparisons to be made with other life forms: Liver flukes, Guinea Worms, ticks, leeches, mole rats, tapeworms, dung beetles, hyenas – pretty much anything that’ll stick its face in a turd and root around, or mate incessantly in the blood until it blinds, paralyzes or kills its host organism. I’m personally going with trichinella spiralis, because the Republicans got nothing but skippered meat on offer. This campaign, as far as they are concerned, is about dangerous, well spoken negros who will keep McCain from his birthright, and drive Sarah back in the doublewide with her Planters’ cheese balls and large-print Bible.

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