That’s how I was described by my showermates in PE in junior high. I was never hurt by it, and I  don’t think they intended so much as an insult as a bland statement of fact. They always thought it was funny I talked like Jed Clampett, and sang like Jon Anderson. But I’m still slightly confused as to why nature even bothered to give me a facsimile of  a dick.

I’m a lesbian, for Christ’s sake.

Sorry. It’s been a day of lame dick jokes. Must be the weather.