She’s an octomom, and They call her Tawdra.

The boys on the range say she’s all kinds of bawdra.

Kids is a drag, you know how they is.

They’re all kinds of trouble

once they pop out yer snizz.

She took all eight peeps to the trailer park zoo

To see what that Hambone the tiger could do.

But Hambone got nothin.

No mojo, no juice.

He’s just oozing right down that Geritol sluice.