The cookies are behind this flimsy door. I think I can break it open with my head.

The cookies are behind this flimsy door. I think I can break it open with my head.

That grate is going to give you a nasty bruise. Use the fucking doorknob.

That grate is going to give you a nasty bruise. Use the fucking doorknob.

There's an idea. Good thing you get one every now and then, douche.

There's an idea. Good thing you get one every now and then, douche.

 Son of a bitch is locked. Let's bust into the garden and eat their eggplant.

Son of a bitch is locked. Let's bust into the garden and eat their eggplant.

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