My wife yelled at me to get the camera yesterday, and I thought she’d caught Ray-Dell the beagle boning the cat again.
I’ve tried to present these photographs as nearly as possible to the sequence in which they were shot, with minimal editing.
What I saw was Akbar, the pervert runner drake, getting an eyefull of a new frontier in waterfowl deviancy.

Dear Gander & Drake:
You’ll never guess what I saw today…