Southwest Virginia is America’s Helmland province. It’s a shitstreak of stupid sitting within a drunken surgeon’s scalpel cut of DC, but who cares, since the Republicans are turning DC into a tribal area anyway.

http://waldo.jaquith.org/blog/2014/06/puckett-resignation-morality/

This mountain yokel fuck has already stuck his own dick in his mouth to wear for every mountain yokel fuck parade he will be asked to to join in perpetuam, but his gross knob gobbling will stand out even further among his fellows in what passes for a Virginia Democratic party and their efforts to brand themselves as something apart from the shooters and child-humping Presbyters instantly recognizable among the dissipated hill trash as “kin”.

I hope his daughter has to pawn his high school class ring to buy a suitcase of Schlitz.

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