Yayuh!
Here comes Larry!

Larry Yarborough was a tater
he snaked like a weed from the swamp
hunting that wingnut grift for a living
and passing out cold on the stump

The Xanax and the liquor gonna get you Larry
It ain’t kosher gettin’ hammered for the Jaycees forum

Louisiana folks blamed his daddy
for makin’ him as dumb as a brick
even the parish priest come to tell him
“You oughta slip somethin’ on that dick!”

“Got enough taters here in Loozianer.
“Need to ship that tater up to Caroliner.”

About 45 cards short of the standard deck for poker
whoever shuffled his deck done fucked up and left both the jokers.
But that never stopped him griftin up the taxpayer’s groceries…

Throwed the cash to his daddy in law
called it “Yarborough’s dowry”.
Yeah.
Ha ha.

Now certain teabags in the county
Knew that Larry was a workin’ good grift
Even Gamblin’ Dave Newell reached down in his pockets
and give him five hundred for a gift.

Must a rubbed that Newell boy just right Larry
He’d squeeze a nickel till the bison shat a pink canary.

About 95 cents short of a US dollar
A swamp tater near unconscious in a tie and a collar
said “Outsiders tryin to sway the ‘lection!”

Now them taters’ll talk like that
with a 4 hour erection.
Viagra in the taters from the Loozianer bayou!

About 45 cards short of the standard deck for poker
whoever shuffled his deck done fucked up and left both the jokers.
But that never stopped him griftin up the taxpayer’s groceries…

Got enough taters here in Caroliner.
Need to ship that tater back to Loozianer.

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