I always knew my generation were congenital fuckups- the Reagan idolatry; passing around toilet-humped copies of Ayn Rand books like they were samizdat, seemingly endless discussions of the coming of white Jesus over a couple or twenty bong hits. How, I thought, could we get any more fucked up, or do anything to outstupid ourselves?

I forgot we could have CHILDREN who were even dumber than the original shitbricks.