The cock ring of Donald trump, to be specific. Like Chris Christie, Perry’s prepared to vanish up Donald’s asshole and assimilate. It’s not like this outcome is in doubt for any of them. All of the Republicans will obey the whistle and jump up that ass, because that’s what being a Republican is. It’s a lifetime of rubbing and nudging and sucking the boss and hoping he’ll regurgitate a thimbleful of pearly nectar-a lifelong celebration of one’s natural tendency to subordination.

There isn’t a fully developed independent being among them.