Piece of dislocated carpetbagging Ohionnaise Pat McCrory has pulled his nose out of the shitter long enough to make noises with his facehole, and they are noises about yet more stuff a loser from West West Virginia doesn’t know jack shit about.

Get back to Colombus you whiny lubricous crapsack.


Republicans don’t just need to be barred from public restrooms, they need to be barred from any form of public life. People used to put nature’s hideous errors in the basement or attic and feed them through a slot in the goddamn door. That’s the only place for fart sniffers like Pat.