I want to know how hard Larry Yarborough is going to yoke himself to Donald Trump after he said he would never never. Because the spectacle of insecure white frats licking each others’ cracks never fails to amuse.

The leader of the state Republican party, Pat McCrory, is a historical analogue of the easy transition between the Hohenzollerns and the Nazis. It’s not the ideologues you have to worry about. It’s the fucking rank opportunists.