Paul Ryan will investigate the FBI for its failure to campaign for The Republicans, whose candidate for president is a talking yam jellied in rancid pork fat, an anti-semite, a for-profit college grifter, a Saddam Hussein fanboy, and gaping manpussy for Vladimir Putin who has expressed an amateur interest in eating his daughter’s ass.

Perhaps it’s time for the Republicans to defund the FBI and replace it with the NRA. That’d get their base licking the shite off the back of their own balls.

I suggest bringing all the crazy you can, you constipated bogdrill. That gutterdammerung ain’t gonna roll in itself.