I can see why The Person County Commissioners have turned their only slightly prolapsed assholes up to Republic Waste Services for a dollar. What the hell else is there in this benighted corner of tobacco exhausted earth to squeeze a nickel out of but the remaining water and land resources? And as for the blindass Republican residents who’ll be displaced or dispossessed by the industry scabs they voted into office, at least they’re offering you a little shit to eat before you die. Of cancer.

 

I will offer this encomium for Duke Energy’s bagman Tracey Kendrick. All you’ve got to do to get him to suck your dick is tattoo a dollar sign on it.  While that may sound cheap and dirty to some, it takes more dedication to a lack of principle than most of us could manage without a strong dose of bath salts. White trash represent!

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