Fact is, Republicans always wanted them a mouthful of that Russian dick. Always wondered why we didn’t adopt Joe Stalin’s methods with our minorities and make our ownselves a blanched, hungry ass white dystopia.

Matt Lauer gave Trump a pass on sucking Putin’s scrotes. Trump on Putin porn will be a Reaganesque selling point.

“He knows when a dick tastes good!” AP. NYT. NBC. CBS. and your local failure colloquium of a shitpaper.