Chris Weaver is not a man. He is a child. A dangerously mentally undeveloped creature. He would be well suited to head up the Person County Republican Party, but his boss P.J. “I just wind ’em up and turn ’em loose” Gentry has her arm up his ass to make his lips move.
He’s just a puddle of wanabee murdering filth, and the cops need to monitor him.

He’ll ultimately kill somebody, and y’all gonna look like shit when you have to pretend you’re surprised.