…of the rightward shift of cookie-cutter journo school dipshits and their proclivity for embracing fascist dick.




Fight them. Vote.

It is impossible for fascism to get a foothold without dollops of mayonnaise like you. If Brooks speaks to your sensibilities, you’re already half dead.

“Only those safe from fascism and its practices are likely to think that there might be a benefit in exchanging ideas with fascists.”


Like our local Republicans are intimately connected with this kind of violent millenialism. The FBI would do well to look into the Person County Republican party. It’s filled, top to bottom, with this specific type of dangerous moron.

Chris Weaver is not a man. He is a child. A dangerously mentally undeveloped creature. He would be well suited to head up the Person County Republican Party, but his boss P.J. “I just wind ’em up and turn ’em loose” Gentry has her arm up his ass to make his lips move.
He’s just a puddle of wanabee murdering filth, and the cops need to monitor him.

He’ll ultimately kill somebody, and y’all gonna look like shit when you have to pretend you’re surprised.

P.J. Gentry’s people waltzed in to The Democratic headquarters last night. This is what they look like, and this is what they did.

I was watching out front, because we’d bought five or six bags of candy for the trick-or- treaters. The Pentecostal church in the same group of buildings was having a party, and parents were already showing up with their kids.

The guy in the skull mask opened the door and began pointing at a Black Votes Matter sign and drawing his finger across his neck. Mimes are ALWAYS so fucking annoying. He then pointed at me and drew his finger across his neck. Having been a bartender in a semi-redneck town for a couple of years, I knew what he was miming, and the implications of his mask. I also remembered what the cops at the bar told me: “If some loser comes over that bar, their ass is yours. Pop them over the top of the skull as hard as you can with that Galliano bottle. It isn’t good for anything else. Don’t worry about killing them. You aren’t big enough.”

Well, he was over the bar.

I didn’t have a Galliano bottle, so I told him to GET OUT. I told him GET YOUR WHITE TRASH ASS OUT, and when he pussed out to the van where his goddamn CHILDREN were screaming “GET BACK IN THE CAR, DADDY!” I yelled for someone in the office to bring a phone up and get these pictures. There’s video, too, complete with yours truly yelling some more shit at them, mostly FUCKING RACIST TRASH and WHITE FUCKING TRASH. Some people may call that classist, but classism isn’t against the law, per se.

Assault is, much.

I called 911. When the officer arrived, I told him “I’d never even think about setting foot near the Republican headquarters, and I’m the hothead here. We don’t play that. What is wrong with these people? “ He indicated that anyone would be ill advised to walk into a person’s place of business and make threats, even if they’re Marcel Marceau dressed in a bloody skull mask. He said he’d try and find them, but without a license plate number…”

“I’m just giving y’all a heads-up” I said.

So, P.J., when are you going to inform the monkeys at your shit-trench of a headquarters that this isn’t Weimar Germany, and there’s no place for your steaming cracker shit-trash in the political process? Are you going to tell your defectives to stop wrapping deer carcasses around Hillary supporters’ mailboxes?

I have the sick feeling I can answer that question for you. These backwoods cousinfucks are your people. They’re all you’ve got. And you’re as shameless and violently stupid as the worst of them.

Oh, and BTW, you can stop sending Gerald Wallace over to offer do “security”. We already have that cunt’s number. It’s sad to see a young man living the life of a double-naught spy.

This is what being a man of the cloth looks like. Not some fraud advocating for corporate tax cuts and repeating that “Whaddya want, open borders?” horseshit.


You folks are just a bunch of fucking donuts ripe for an Elmer Gantry scam. And you got completely sucked in. Losers. Learn to read for context.

If you think for a goddamn moment your Republican “friends” won’t come for you if there’s anything to be gotten from it, like your land, your household goods, or your cash, then you haven’t been paying attention. Do you think Trump is going to whip his malignant base into a murderous cult just to stop it short of the reward he’s promised them? Nothing will be forthcoming from his or his cronies’ pockets. It’s all going to come from the gullible schmucks who trusted in the basic decency of the people who gave us Richard Nixon, George W. Bush and his Iraq debacle, the legitimatization of torture, Stephen Miller, Steve Bannon, the blackshirts at Charlottesville and a rapist on the Supreme court.

Do you believe your life is more valuable to a Republican than the life of an Hispanic child in a cage? Than a women’s health provider seated at Sunday worship, or eleven innocents slaughtered at synagogue?

If you believe these things how the fuck is it you haven’t wandered blithely out into a thoroughfare and into the path of an oncoming car? How haven’t you mistakenly eaten a handful of rat poison or put your hand into a whirling circular saw? Because you’re a clear and present danger to yourself, and can barely be trusted with your own life. So if you’re still entertaining the idea that a Republican wouldn’t gun you down for the price of his lunch, you need to stop visiting the subjects of history or politics. You don’t know enough about either to do anything except sit quietly and eat a bag of cotton balls chased with a pint of WD-40.

Stop wringing your hands and pearl clutching over the shit you enabled. Just suck it up already.

Sermonette in a Dead Tongue

The farm was quartered by a creek that dragged across a gentle slope. Granite humps arched out of its muddy banks where it descended beneath the roadway lying along the north-south axis. When my father and his brothers expanded their farm to include a dairy, the department of highways brought a backhoe on a flatbed truck and dug a culvert beneath old 86 tall enough for the cows to walk through.
Hornyheads and moccasins gathered in the wallows at either end of the pipe, and as children we would catch the miserable little fish with their thorned crowns while the adults scouted the banks for vipers. The dairy barn wouldn’t hold paint and when they stopped dairying the silo stood wailing lowly in the wind. Even a half dead farm is dead quiet.

I tried to climb the silo’s ladder a few times but always froze even before I reached the sheltered section at the top. My misunderstanding of the value of money can be traced to my feeble efforts to climb the thing. I couldn’t understand how something so far removed from the end products of milk and shit and cash could be worth the risk of falling silently to one’s death on the foundation slab.

And the processes of silage stretched even farther back, sucking at money like the shitty mud would suck the shoes off your feet. Clydesdales and laborers to be fed, plowing, hilling and seeding corn, maintaining ensilage cutters…

There was haying, too. Cut, tedded and put up loose in the loft of the barn with a trolley and hooks. One of my uncles tried to ride the hooks down to a waiting wagonload of hay, slipped, and the hook sliced into his thigh up to the groin. They left him on it until the ambulance came, in case he’d more than grazed his femoral artery.

It seemed like it was fifty years ago they had the dairy, but it was less than a decade they’d quit the hard work and gone to beef cattle and hogs. A square sump of pigshit now foamed behind the silo, and green mildew spores flourished on its whitewash. The pigs were crowded beneath a long open shed on a glassy concrete floor and they stood in their food and their shit until they were trucked off and the floor hosed down into the sump, and the process was repeated until one rough November, when nearly all of them contracted pneumonia in the cold, on the filthy concrete.

At first one by one, and then by the dozens, they had to be shot by my uncle and his brothers, who came to help with the liquidation of that year’s prospects. I remember my father and my older brother coming home with the hems of their trousers caked in blood, worrying my uncle might have placed his bets wrong enough to lose the place.

Most of my family couldn’t have done anything to help them afford the farm. My grandfather was an illiterate barber. A violent drunkard. He quit having to work much once his eldest son was able to hitch horses and begin supporting the family. He kept fucking though, making the family bigger, dumber and more unwieldy.

My eldest uncle had numerous confrontations with him, and I gather they ultimately came to blows. But it wasn’t until later, when my uncle was in the Army Air Force, that gramps got his shit partially together.

He came home late one evening from drinking and for some reason picked a fight with his horse in the stall. Horse won. Gran decided the combination of liquor and stupid was going to kill him, so he opted for stupid, straight up.

They’d saddled the eldest boy with a stupid name- Winnifred. He promptly changed it to Winston when he entered Army flight school as a sergeant. His class books are annotated in a terse, small hand. He was anxious about washing out. He began keeping a diary along with his flight logs, fitfully.

There are family stories about him buzzing the farm in various aircraft. He was probably accumulating flight time by ferrying them back and forth between airbases and transport nodes along the coast.

One time he detoured to come screeching down in a Douglass SBD, dive brakes open, on his brothers picking rocks out of the field. He would have had to tighten the scarf around his neck to keep g’s from pulling all the blood away from his brain and causing him to black out. He rolled back the canopy for one more run and shot them the bird.

People were willing to invest a lot in a joke then.

A few months into the war, he was flying a Bell Aircobra over eastern South Carolina when the fuel hose ruptured. He had to glide the plane down in the Pee Dee swamps. He hydroplaned into a tangle of saplings at the water’s edge. Some sharecroppers had watched him fall and ran from their field into the woods to see what happened.

He was sitting on the wing, his head in his hands, sobbing. It wasn’t so much he’d torn a big chunk of his upper lip and nose on the gunsight. He was afraid he’d fucked up somehow, and they might not let him fly again.
It would have been back to the farm, with no way to pay for it.

He grew a mustache to hide the mess he’d made of his face by the time Operation Torch cleared North Africa. There are a few entries in his diary describing the Roman ruins in Algiers. He was amused the ancients had indoor plumbing when the folks back home were still walking forty yards to a shithouse and wiping their asses with corncobs.

He knew they were dupes, and they’d always be dupes, and they would always need help. He believed in Roosevelt. He believed so strongly, that before he left for Newport News, and North Africa, he went to a radio station and cut a couple of steel discs of himself reading Roosevelt’s Four Freedoms speech.

There was only one disc that hadn’t been lost, and it was badly marred and scratched by the time I heard it. It sounded older than it was. He sounded like an old time musician talking while the band tuned up. Irish tenor register:

Just as our national policy in internal affairs has been based upon a decent respect for the rights and the dignity of all of our fellow men within our gates, so our national policy in foreign affairs has been based on a decent respect for the rights and the dignity of all nations, large and small. And the justice of morality..ality…ality…

Before he left he rebuked one of his younger brothers for using the word Nigger. It was an offence against the poor, he said. Everybody poor, including the people who’d helped him off the wing of his plane and driven him in a farmwagon until they could flag down a car to help him get his face stitched back on. Everybody poor-including his family.

His first combat flight was out of Castel Volturno, near Naples, providing air cover for the Americans bottled up at Anzio. The flight officer’s report says they encountered about eighteen FW-190s. He saw my uncle’s chute deploy and drift toward the German lines.

At home, his hunting dog began to scream, and did for a few days.

His last diary entry is about the Spitfires his fighter group flew. He said it was a beautiful thing to fly- an intelligent, graceful thing.