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Fuck old people. They’re a drag.

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Damn if I don’t think this an actual live performance. Jesus.

You take it where you can get it.

CAST DELLA CHARACATURA

NORTH CAROLINA
WAKE COUNTY
DEBRA HALBROOK
v.
WALLACE W. BRADSHER, JR.,
CRAIG M. BLITZER,
JOHN HOYTE STULTZ, III,
LUANN W. MARTIN,
GAYLE H. PEED,
PAMELA F. BRADSHER,
CINDY L. BLITZER,
THE OFFICE OF THE DISTRICT
ATTORNEY FOR PROSECUTORIAL
DISTRICT 9A, and
THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA,
Defendants.
. llCV D02250
GENERAL COURT OF JUSTICE
SUPERIOR COURT DIVISION

Introduction: curtain opens on interior of Vesuvio’s Pizza and shagdance cosmopolis:

Chorus:
VERIFIED COMPLAINT
This lawsuit is about a 20-year Judicial Branch employee who was
fired in retaliation for exposing a criminal scheme involving two District Attorneys, their wives, their staffs, and their Assistant District Attorneys-one of whom is now a District Court Judge.

2. District Attorney Wallace “The Food Lion” Bradsher, the elected District Attorney for Prosecutorial District 9A, and District Attorney Craig “Wolfie”Blitzer, the elected District Attorney for neighboring Prosecutorial District 17A, led a conspiracy to steal from the taxpayers through a fraudulent scheme:1. They would hire each other’s wife as a full-time staff member, 2. allow her to “work” a few days each year, have their staff falsify time records in the Judicial Branch’s electronic payroll system to indicate that their wives were working full-time, and 3. ….PROFIT!!! (collect a combined total of nearly $100,000 per year in salaries their wives never earned)

Enter Wallace “The Lion of Food” Bradsher (image)9a_da_bioand Craig “The Wolf” Blitzer

Wallazio’s oratorio:

(opera-torio this part in your head!)

The schema, she is a simple
like a the mashing of a pimple.
We swappa the wife for the salary
and she’sa never appear in the gallery!

Blitzer, in doublet, tights and a floor length sable coat from Dolce and Gabbana:

OSTINATO:
Wallazio Bautista, thou master
the old plan, she was a disaster
hand me that stringless guitaria
and I’ll singa this beautiful aria.

Lo schema, che è un semplice
come un il mashing di un brufolo.
Abbiamo swappa la moglie per lo stipendio
e she’sa mai apparire nella galleria!

Wallazio Batista, tu maestro
il vecchio piano, era un disastro
passami che guitaria senza corde

JOHN HOYTE STOLTZ THE 3RD TIME’s THE CHARM:

Mi Maestro! That is a beautiful aria indeed with it’s lovely Sforza Italiana! But let me get a couple of things, how you say, l’ es straightta.

1) Are we going to get caught?
2)Will I ever get to be a judge-a?

Wallace Bradsher, in “Salmon Invitation” by Yves St. Laurent:
Largo con creeporetto

CHORUS

In addition, Defendant Bradsher would inappropriately twist Christian
messages to enforce an unnatural hierarchy with his staff. While Ms. Halbrook is a devout Christian, she felt that twisting these messages lacked any foundation in the Bible and was inappropriate. For example, Defendant Bradsher referred to himself as “The Lion” and his staff as his “flock of sheep.” To remind the staff that they were subordinate to him, he would frequently tell them, “I am The Lion, you are my sheep.” He also kept a sculpture in his office of a lion with a flock of sheep. In addition, he mounted a lion’s head on his office door. He also created the following official “seal” for his office:

bigboybbq

Enter “the sheep”

Oooo-ooo-ooh-ah-ah-ah
Now you’ve fleeced us, so we ought to know
It takes a long time for our fleece to regrow
Once you’ve fleeced us. the pink bits will show.

Chorus:
With you I keep notes
cause you so filthy cheap
I puke up my cud
Cause you a major creep
You’re the food Lion
and we are sheep.

We could hope you’ll move on before long
you’re a lion in search of his dong
Four hundred pounds, and still packin’ it on
and that dong ain’t long.

With you I keep notes
cause you so filthy cheap
I puke up my cud
Cause you a major creep
You’re the food Lion
and we are sheep.

Greensboro News & Record story

News & Record hosted pdf of lawsuit filing.

Then enjoy your trainride at the hands of the vicious minority. Goddamn I hate NPR shitfucks.

But this is good.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/he-will-die-in-jail-intelligence-community-ready-to-go-nuclear-on-trump-senior-source-says/

I got a comment from a Bernie. Fuck you. Bernie. Racism is enzootic among your folks. How can you hold your fucking head up?

It’s all in the cringing before anyone perceived as a strongman. If you can’t read it, you can’t read jack shit.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a53141/flynn-russia-result/

They’re selling this country to a bunch of goddamn bug-spray drinkers and piss-whores. Time for the military to step in, and ship every fucking one of them to Gitmo.

Hey Olivia Nuzzi!

Watch out for them “gut feelings’. Wives and mothers do some pretty flaky shit, especially the authoritarian cultists.

Magda Goebbels: Wife and mother.

Sit on one of Ivanka’s bottles of arse-stink and spin.