Wednesday you’ve got to call your representative and tell them you are tired of eating shit, and you want a public healthcare option. You don’t care if they’re a Democrat or Republican, but they’d better get a clue that the white trash the networks have been giving a long deepthroated hummer since August aren’t merely dupes and lunatics, but useless sponges sucking tax dollars into the dry sunken waste that is principally the rural South. Sure, they’re other places too, but the vitamin deficiencies, genetic anomalies and endemic ignorance even Roosevelt couldn’t wipe out are still disproportionately burdensome here, and if you’re trying to tell me we ain’t got some of the most backward medieval fucks you’ve ever seen slipping a dick in a Poland- China, then you’re walking on my fightin’ side, Hoss.
Here’s a little something for you to contemplate while you enjoy shelling out ever increasing amounts of cash to avail yourself of the shittiest health care delivery system in the industrialized world:
http://rosecestlavie.blogspot.com/2010/01/our-national-health-service.html
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February 24, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Sue
Well, ok, I’ll call them, but I’m going to have a lot of trouble reading THAT script without laughing.
February 24, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Jolene
Not only have I repeatedly called my Dem reps, but I’ve called the offices of Boehner, McConnell, and Cantor and told them to stop telling lies on TV. The mendacity is making me crazy.
February 24, 2010 at 8:35 pm
coozledad
Great, Jolene: I see they met the goal early this evening. HR 4626 (The health insurance antitrust exemption bill)passed overwhelmingly today, too.
February 24, 2010 at 5:10 pm
coozledad
Thanks, Sue. I even called Burr’s office today, the prick.
February 24, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Sue
Hey, I’ve got a prick too! I mean, an elected prick! I mean… never mind. I’ve got some calls to make.
February 24, 2010 at 7:04 pm
coozledad
Burr’s saying no one can run to the right of him. Make that a delusional prick. Especially if he thinks that’ll get him elected here now. We’ve got three Democrats gunning for his seat here, each of whom could easily take him out.
February 25, 2010 at 11:49 am
The Subtle Rudder
Dude, I call Ben Nelson WEEKLY, and you see what good that’s done. Poor BN is so discomboobulated, he’s not sure what to vote for or against on “principle.” Day is Night, Dog is Cat, Democrat is both Republican and Unpopular, which makes him weep the Tiny Tears of Jesus and flick the spinner on an old Sorry game to help him decide his votes. He’s one crying jag away from declaring his tea party candidacy while sacrificing an ass on the fifty-yard line at Memorial Stadium (N for Knowledge, bitchez!).
February 25, 2010 at 11:56 am
coozledad
Nelson is definitely a crock of shit. We’ve got a state rep that resembles him in both outlook and appearance. Fortunately his ass is moribund. His name says it all- Winkie Wilkins.
February 25, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Rana
Ah, joy, my representatives. I’ve got “Dick” Lugar who will take forever to respond with a long-winded letter about all the tangentially related things he’s done, FluffWit Bayh who will do nothing but in a genteel, patrician manner (and who thinks the solution for the problems in Congress is for all the Senators to eat lunch together), and Mike Pence, who I can’t think of a name for, because his own name is insult enough to thinking people.
It’s a miracle this state went blue for Obama, it really is.
February 25, 2010 at 7:30 pm
coozledad
I didn’t think Bayh could make himself appear any more vacuous until I read what I could stomach of his NYT piece. According to him comity can only exist when there’s a Republican majority. That seems to be the default setting for all the legacy shitbirds, and the reason DC is the Applebee’s of American cities.